'Hit-and-Run' Hattie is in trouble with the law for allegedly doing a runner, after crashing into a parked car while talking on her mobile. Before scarpering off, the siren of the sisterhood had the cheek to wind down her window, blurting: "I'm Harriet Harman - you know where you can get hold of me." You don't have to be posh to be privileged.
New Labour's deputy leader and self-styled champion of civil liberties, is said to have stopped briefly after the crash. But witnesses say she drove off without leaving her details, with all the arrogance of the ruling political class.
According to The Mail on Sunday Hattie was due to be questioned early last week but this was delayed due to a date at the Brighton on the Rocks leaving party.
That proved a disaster for Hattie Harperson but a money spinner for the Mafia and California's porn industry, after Hattie gave a free plug and billion dollar boost to a US porn website she wants Terminator Arnie to terminate. How naive.
The Orange Party had some respect for Hattie in her lawyer days at the NCCL landing herself in contempt of court. Even though she came from the ranks of the privately-educated, privileged Toffs. Right on, Sister Harriet.
Now just another pseudo liberal, with all the trappings of the arrogant political elite. Clinging to the tail of a dead duck Party, banging on about women's rights to grab a few saddo votes at Brown's leaving Party.
Shamed yet shameless Scotland got off scot free, despite breaking her own law, after a whitewash confirmed there's one law for us and one bendy rule for the ruling elite.
But in Cronyland no-one is kicked out of their job or even gets a slap on the wrist no matter what the sleaze or scandal.
Harperson has said she is co-operating with police over allegations that she left the scene of a minor car accident without leaving details, an offence carrying a possible six-month jail term. No doubt she'll get off scott free.
Hattie's 1983 battle with the home office created a landmark legal precedent. Now there's a new Hattie's Law: If you want to duck the flak just bark out your name. If cops want to quiz you, take a conference call.
Crime and Punishment and the ruling class. Dostoyevsky would have something to say about that.