The struggling Supreme Leader has been let out of the bunker and sent to Coventry to rally the old faithful with the election slogan "a future fair for all". Just what is failed Crash Gordon's 'future fair'?
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Friday, February 19, 2010
Media Mourns Loss Of Pin-Up Purnell
The media is in mourning after the 'shock' departure of Blairite pin-up boy Purnell, quitting at the election and seemingly leaving a Party in shock. The Orange Party's glad to see the back of him.
Biased BBC Plays Politics Over Economy
Auntie is showing her political knickers in a blatant party puff, backing New Labour's highly charged political stance on spending cuts. The Orange Party suspects someone has been popping the 'happy pills'.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Brown's Deficit Lead Balloon
Borrowing Brown's binge knows no bounds, for the first time borrowing £4.3 billion more last month than clawed back in taxes. The country is clinging on by its fingertips on the brink of disaster as 'recovery' spin goes down like a lead balloon.
Cabinet Makes Hay While Sun Shines
Cash-strapped New Labour is 'making hay while the sun shines' with blatant taxpayer funded electioneering dressed up as cabinet 'awaydays' and government monkey business. Using Pennies From Heaven is a disgraceful bid to squeeze a few votes before strict election laws kick in.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Media Hit Squads Hit Israel
The media's going in for a spot of Israel-bashing after a hit-squad with fake UK passports took out a Hamas leader in a Dubai hotel room. That murky Mossad is at it again - or maybe it isn't.
'Underemployed' Unseen Face Of Recession
The unseen face of recession has raised its ugly head with the ranks of the 'underemployed' swelling to a staggering 2.8 million. The stark figures blow out of the water hyped-up spin of 'recovery'.
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