Beeb boss Thompson's Paxo stuffing over 'cuts' was hilarious. Now a bright spark with a wicked sense of humour has cut in clips from The Thick Of It. Like watching a lion rape a sheep.
Friday, March 05, 2010
Met Office Gives Up On Weather
After years duping the public with dodgy forecasts, the Met Office is giving up on the wrong kind of weather, scrapping long-term forecasts which left short-term misery.
Brown Wipes Blood Off Hands For Chilcot
Penny-pinching Brown comes under the starry-eyed gaze of the Iraq stitch-up as families demand to know why loved ones were sent to their deaths without proper equipment. Brown is set to snuggle up to Chilcot pals with denial written on his face and blood on his hands.
Thursday, March 04, 2010
Blair's Joke Book Journey To Nowhere
Serious but with the hint of a smile. Smart yet informal. A pretty straight kind of guy with a touch of two-faced shallowness. A date has finally been announced for the release of disgraced Blair's long-awaited vanity 'memoirs' kept under wraps until after the election. Nice tan - shame about the cold devil eyes.
Wednesday, March 03, 2010
Election Call Will Make Brown Impotent
General election fever is focused on the date of the general election. But the Orange Party believes the announcement when Bottling Brown names the day, is a key event. At last the struggling Supreme Leader becomes impotent. Clues have been hidden but the call has to come sooner rather than later.
Monday, March 01, 2010
Dog Eat Dog In Dodgy Non-Dom Land
Attack dogs have been unleashed in the dog eat dog world of dodgy non-doms, fighting it out like ferrets in a sack after 'Cashcroft' finally came clean. Filthy rich figures bankrolling political parties while hiding behind dodgy non-dom tax status. What's new? But blistering attacks could backfire with both parties to blame and in the firing line.
Sunday, February 28, 2010
What's Behind The Dodgy Push Poll?
A dodgy push poll with fishy weightings has left New Labour all in a lather fuelling the spin the lamentable leader could make it back to No 10 after all. You can't make it up - but someone did. Behind the foggy figures and heady headlines lies a fishy poll and a telling Sunday story.
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