Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Barmy Obama Loses His Marbles-Shock

Americans have woken up to the shocking news their beloved president Obarmy is just that. Nutty as a fruitcake. Where's the smiley salesman who the US took to its heart and took voters for a ride? The Messiah has lost his marbles.

A side-ways snipe at beloved Barry? Hey man, the Orange Party read it in the Daily News:

"Where have you gone, Barack Obama? Where is the sunny-side-up young man who promised to inspire and unite an unhappy nation? Let's find him quick because the whole nation is paying the price for this impostor's irrational exuberance. Or hubris."

More and more Americans are feeling fed-up with the ever expanding big government, mountain of debt, a crazy civil war over health care and a more crazy war in Afghanistan.

Yet Barry is bouncing back the only way a slick snake-oil salesman can, by going back to grassroots fans to win over hearts and minds on a born again healthcare campaign trail.

But the public's not buying it. Recent Gallup Polls show the superstar's star is starting to fade.

The backlash over the health reform plan is spreading like a rash. Even pseudo-liberal media commentators who sold their soul to hitch a ride on the Obama bandwagon have started some serious soul-searching.

The Manic Messiah has turned into a Desperate Depressive throwing everything at the campaign expect the White House puppy.

Whatever happened to that smooth-talking rock-star superstar and the carefully stage-managed teleprompter president?

The Onion has an explanation for the two-faced fakir's demented demise - the guy's gone nuts:

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